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You're so fucking cute when you're angry.

June 2011

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN, OH MY GOD I'M DYING

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: NSFW below the cut, kajsdlkjsflkasd Read More oh my god

Ok, I'm restarting blogs.

Again. I’ll post a link once I’ve ~switched~

oh the tunnel collapsed

that could have been scary if it wasn't so fucking...

she's giving this chick like a motivational speech

that’s not going to unstick her

Should I restart blogs?

I know I just did it like two months ago but I have literally a hundred and fifty followers who are following me because of that El Dorado GIF and I really, really, really hate it. I just don’t know if it’d be too much of a hassle for the people who enjoy following me.

all the other girls got through

and this chick is like the exact same size so how the fuck is she stuck

doesn't one chick get stuck?

yeah that’s not gonna fly with me

This girl keeps hearing giggling.

That’s not fucking okay.

I will admit that these chicks have more balls...

I’m intensely claustrophobic so they’re one up on me already.

I am like the worst horror movie watcher ever.

iveneverhadoccasion: goddamnpimpqueen: iveneverhadoccasion: goddamnpimpqueen: I go into these movies expecting to absolutely hate them, so I rarely enjoy them unless they’re really impressive. I can count on one hand the horror movies I’ve watched in the last year that I haven’t mocked mercilessly, and even then I still mock them a little bit. Maybe me and horror movies are just not...

lady, usually when you hear a little kid giggling...

just a suggestion

I am like the worst horror movie watcher ever.

iveneverhadoccasion: goddamnpimpqueen: I go into these movies expecting to absolutely hate them, so I rarely enjoy them unless they’re really impressive. I can count on one hand the horror movies I’ve watched in the last year that I haven’t mocked mercilessly, and even then I still mock them a little bit. Maybe me and horror movies are just not meant to be. Kyla I can count on one...

I am like the worst horror movie watcher ever.

I go into these movies expecting to absolutely hate them, so I rarely enjoy them unless they’re really impressive. I can count on one hand the horror movies I’ve watched in the last year that I haven’t mocked mercilessly, and even then I still mock them a little bit. Maybe me and horror movies are just not meant to be.

#Why did I just leave a novel about my porn-watching habits in Kyla’s ask? BECAUSE WE’RE BROS, MOLLY, AND THAT’S WHAT BROS DO

afatlady-barfedinherpurse asked: Hey, can we talk about being a lady and liking gay porn for a minute?

This really isn't going to be about why girls might like gay porn, because I don't know what other girls think, but I am a (mostly straight) girl, and this is why I like gay porn.

The bottom line is I find men more attractive than women. I do find women attractive, just generally not the...

oh a bloody handprint on the wall

this seems like a legit place to go spelunking nice and safe

i guess if you don't want spoilers either avoid my...

i’ll try and tag everything

looks like it's the descent

i’ve been meaning to watch it for a while

lifes-drug asked: but guys are guys freakin horny ALL THE TIME its true not one boy would be like oh how are you without staring at your genitals thats why some like lesbian porn hahaha gay porn for life ;P

I'm home from Garrett's party, if you can't tell.

It was very nice and I had fun, and Garrett was holding onto me like the entire time I was there. He’s my tiny bro and I love him to pieces. Now, I can either liveblog The Descent, Rec (which is Spanish, I believe) or Cannibal Holocaust. Any preferences?

i lost seven followers

lifes-drug asked: do you enjoy gay porn? you got gifs of like seancodycom, belamionlinecom, menonlinecom its kinda weird i find it when girls fantacize about gay sex i'm not judging them its just that the guys are gay and they like cock not boobies and it doesnt make sense haha c: still nice gifs you can tell i don't look up porn x_x hahaha

First submission!

fuckyeahpornrecs: I cannot be expected to form coherent sentences right now. … and now my brain is coming up will all sorts of meanings for “submission”.